Anti- Hillary 1984 ad: great!

Here is the anti-Hillary 1984 spoof ad! Brilliant!

Ann Coulter NUDE!

Yes, the only picture of ann coulter in the nude. Did you know she has a law degree from Univ of Michigan? Undergrad at Cornell? What the f**k happened to her? I mean her marketing savvy is fantastic - she really knows how to sell books. But intellectually she is Goebbels on crack. Would I write such crap if I could make millions?...let me think....what are the odds of winning millions in atlantic city... against writing books only right wing nuts would buy...ok, I see the point: the odds are better writing books like ann coulter to make millions. So its the money, right? I mean, that is why she writes that crap, right?

confirmed: Jerry Falwell is the Anti-Christ

Fallwell is the anit christ after all - here is photographic evidence. latest news is that Falwell is backing Newt Gingrich for President! I love it! Christian Values! Newt cheats on his second wife during Clinton's impeachment: the difference? Newt says he didnt lie about his extra marital affair under oath! Thats the difference!Dont forget, Newt had his first wife (who was his high school history teacher) sign the divorce papers while she was in the hospital recovering from cancer therapy! What a complete prick!!! Why I dont want to go to heaven? Because these two dufuss's will be there!

This guy made his own roller coaster!

This guy made his own wooden roller coaster in his backyard! Amazing! I would love to meet this guy! I used to ride the wooden coaster at Libertyland in Mamphis TN - my youngest son would make me ride with him. We would go on "Univ of Memphis" night, when it was free for U Memphis employees, and no lines: we would ride over and over again, not even get out of the car. Last time it was raining, I had one of my running neck aches (on long runs my neck would ache afterward) and we went around and around till I was sick, but Noah thought it was so funny I couldnt spoil his fun (it was funny how sick I was getting!) Elvis used to rent Libertyland and ride on that coaster over and over again - I think it was the last "wooden"coaster in the US - what happened to it? I thought someone bought it and it is still in use?

Dear Abby...funny!

Dear Abby:
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything.
What's worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, since he lost his job six years ago, he
hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and bullshit with his buddies while I have to work to pay the bills. Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me and hints that I may be a lesbian. What should I do?

Signed, Clueless

Dear Clueless:
Grow up and dump him. Good grief, woman. You don't need him anymore. You're a United States Senator from New York. Act like one.

My feral cat: dilemma

There is a feral cat I have spotted, about last year, crossing a busy street near my house. Then i saw it near the grammar school away from the street. It seems to have found someplace to live away from the busy road, but I cant tell where. It appears on my front porch, having smelled the other outside cat I have (who is now indoors most of the time). This cat is small, sometimes beat up, like its been fighting. Very feral. Will not come near me. It sleeps on the porch in a box I made for it, and eats food and water. Here is the dilemma: on line i found out that feral cats usually dont become tame, dont make good pets, and usually only live a couple years in the wild. I am helping it by feeding it? Should I trap it and take it to the vet? I read that even feral cats who have vet care dont live long. Could I bring it inside the house? I already have a feral cat living inside, who after 10 yrs is finally becoming friendly. I cant see two feral cats indoors - they would fight, right? If I move to an apt, where can I find a place to live with two feral cats? What is the right thing to do? I even read where shooting feral cats is preferred (I cant believe that, but maybe the thinking is that at least they a spared a long, painful death if they are attacked by another animal, or squashed by a car). This cat was bleeding the other day, I found blood on its food dish. Its all black, very mysterious where it goes when its not here. Any advice out there? here is a picture that looks like it (him?) but its not an actual picture.