Sunday, April 04, 2021
Tuesday, March 23, 2021
Sunday, January 31, 2021
Solar Orbital November 2020 more than 1 1/2 times the distance to the sun
"Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives," he wrote.
"The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilisation, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every 'superstar,' every 'supreme leader,' every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there – on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam."
Wednesday, January 27, 2021
Imma dreamin of a White Christmas
Here is what is missing from the Trump supporters most recent Christmas, a K Mart Christmas sound track. Remember the Blue Light Specials?
Here it is for your 1970's enjoyment, K Mart Christmas official sound track.
This is so depressing...
Monday, January 18, 2021
Gwyneth Paltrow's Vagina explodes
A woman who won "This smells like my vagina" candle created by Gwyneth Paltrow exploded almost setting a house on fire. "The candle exploded and emitted huge flames, with bits flying everywhere," Jody Thompson, 50, told the news.
"That was one hot vagina," said Fire Marshal Bill.
Sunday, January 17, 2021
Trump releases bats on day of 2nd impeachment
Donald Trump released thousands of bats in response to his 2nd impeachment vote by Congress. He also hired a sky writer to release smoke in the sky that read "SURRENDER BIDEN"