Friday, January 09, 2009

Joe the Plumber - going to Gaza



Joe the plumber, from the 2008 election, is now a war correspondent for pajamas tv. (pjtv.com). you may remember him from campaign, asked Sen. McCain a question about buying a plumbing business, brings in $250 K a year, whose tax plan would i benefit under. McCain said his plan. Turns out, 1) his isnt a plumber 2) he is in no place to buy a business, he has no $ 3) if he was a plumber, if he owned a company, if he brought in $250 K a year, then after his direct operating expenses, his pre tax income would be probably less than $100K, so that means OBAMA's tax plan would have benefited him best. Regardless (or irregardless, as amateur war correspondents might say), he became a "celebrity" (someone who is someone because of media attention) and is about to publish a book, talk of a film in progress, and now Gaza. This made me think, what is the most dangerous place on earth? Hmmmm. Chechnya? (the mayor lives underground in a bunker: yes, in a bunker)? Mozambique (bandits rule the countryside)? great lakes area of Africa? Columbia? Southern Lebanon? I mean I really thought about this.

Gaza has to be the most dangerous place on earth. And, on top of that, Israel is bombing Gaza, is getting ready for ground invasion. Do you know the expression, the shit hits the fan? Israel invading Gaza with ground troops would be like Elephant shit hitting a turbine. Is that a good analogy? Israel invading Gaza is like the launch of the space shuttle.....is like a comet hitting earth...is like....Israel invading southern Lebanon, only much worse.

Will joe be safe? he was asked that. Know what he said?

(paraphrased but accurate) "I am a Christian, my faith will keep me safe."


One more time: HE IS A CHRISTIAN, HE WILL BE SAFE

lololololololololol...................

Does he know where he is going? He is an American, and a Christian, and he is going to Gaza thinking that will keep him safe. Have you stopped laughing yet?

Why doesn't he just walk into Gaza with a megaphone shouting, "I'm an American Rabbi, anyone want to help build a Synagogue?"

On the campaign trail Joe agreed with a McCain supporter that a vote for McCain's opponent would mean the death of Israel. We can expect some really insightful, fair and accurate reporting from this guy....(wrong!!!)

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