Monday, April 21, 2008

Christians fight at Christ's Tomb


Fighting broked out a the Church of the Sepulcher, supposedly Jesus Christ's tomb. What were they fighting over? Tastes great! Less Filling! Tastes great! They have different calendars so members of one group are not welcome to worship at the Tomb with members of the other group, some priest got knocked down, and a fist fight broke out. On top of every thing else that the Israeli Defense Forces have to put up with, they have to put up with these knuckleheads! He is risen today! No he's not, he is risen two weeks from now! Take that you infidel! You and your pussy Greek calendar! My calendar is no pussy, your Armenian calendar is bogus!
Dozens of Greek and Armenian priests and worshippers exchanged blows at one of Christianity's holiest shrines on Orthodox Palm Sunday, and used palm fronds to pummel police who tried to break up the brawl.

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