Hillary Clinton hunts

Yes, Hillary Clinton hunts. Over the past 35 years of working for change in this country (her claim) I have never heard about her handling weapons, learning to shoot rifles with her dad, and even hunting and killing a duck in Arkansas. But its primary time, and its time to say anything to win votes in Pennsylvania and Indiana, two states that resemble Alabama if you eliminate their urban population. Biographies of Sen. Clinton often point out her terrible temper, her anger and rages at Bill. Supposedly when Bill confessed to what really went on between him and Ms. Lewinsky, she screamed, hit him and tore down dresses in her closet screaming, "was it like this dress? or this dress?!" referring to the Lewinsky dress with DNA on it. But just think if she had a gun - she goes to her make up table, opens a drawer, and out comes a glock 9. "You have humiliated me long enough!" she screams, as she empties the clip into her astonished, dying husband. "I didn't know you had a gun, could shoot...." his voice trails off as his life blood flows out of him. "Yeah I can shoot," she answers contemptuously, "my daddy taught me, and I even killed a duck once, too." As the Secret Service busts into the Presidential bedroom, she tosses the gun on her husband's dead corpse. "He didn't have the nerve to fight the bj accusations," she says meekly, her poker face convincing the officers that she couldn't have planted his finger prints on the pistol, and distracting them from noticing the tight, transparent surgical gloves she was wearing. "Contact Vice President Gore," ordered the officer in charge. "Telephone him at his intern's number, a Ms. Lewinsky." Hillary rolls her eyes as she slowly walks away...