Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Scooter Libby's sex novel!

Scooter took twenty years to finish "The Apprentice," a novel set in 1903 japan. It has lots of gross sexually related material, including this passage:

"He could feel her heart beneath his hands. He moved his hands slowly lower still and she arched her back to help him and her lower leg came against his. He held her breasts in his hands. Oddly, he thought, the lower one might be larger. . . . One of her breasts now hung loosely in his hand near his face and he knew not how best to touch her."

This reminds me of Lynne Cheney's novel, "Sisters," also reviewed on this blog

What is it with these conservative Republicans, that they have to project their sexual fantasies in a novel? Is this a comment on the level of frustration concerning their actual sex lives? Scooter just isnt getting any? Lynne is afraid her husband will have a heart attack? (Like Nelson Rockefeller did, while having recreation time with his girlfriend in his manhattan apartment).

I think this sex novel stuff and republicans is very, very funny!

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